Rampage Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

Because he had Loco-Motive.

Kaiju Jokes More Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!