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Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives