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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Hispanic Man Jokes More Hispanic Man Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!