Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

What do you call a Mexican Miget?

A paragraph Cause he's to small to be an ess

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

Because he had Loco-Motive.