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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.