What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.