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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.