What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

How accurate is the Bible?

100% at short range

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans