What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken