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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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What do you call 100 cows masterbating?

Beef Strokenoff

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper