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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!