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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.