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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?

My zipper.

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What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.