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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

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What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech?

A blonde at a flashing red light.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.