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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

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How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor.

Bonus Jokes More Bonus Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

Wobble Jokes More Wobble Jokes

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!