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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.