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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What wobbles as it flies?

A jelly-copter.