What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

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What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What's a pirate's favourite type of weaponry?

It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR

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What wobbles as it flies?

A jelly-copter.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.