What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

Neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

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How do you make a baby float?

2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor.

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

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What wobbles as it flies?

A jelly-copter.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.