What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!

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What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men