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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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A full set of teeth

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There's one less drunk.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...