Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture