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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".