One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Two Thirty.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Two thirty
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Two thirty.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
None. The mods do that for her.
Amen.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
They can't. There's a wall.
The beans are always under-ground.
They made Tootin' Common.
Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...
A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)
Because one more would be too farty
Because 1 more would have been 240...
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
