One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
Two Thirty.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Two thirty
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Two thirty.
It's a secret!
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
4 ducks-because they are in a row.
Once is not enough.
BECAUSE!!
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Maryland and Misury
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
A joke about what kind of dough does an Italian use to make seb bread, with really good delivery.
It needed a filling.
Tooth hurty
About a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck
It cost an arm and a leg
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
