One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
Two Thirty.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Two thirty
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Two thirty.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
A confashion.
It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh
Because they're paid to.
Road Island.
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Because theyre pi rates.
A buck an ear (buccaneer).
Because one more would be too farty
Because 1 more would have been 240...
Squintin' Tarantino
Because he always spills the beans.
Cork and beans!