One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
Two Thirty.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Two thirty
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Two thirty.
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
A hobbitat
Nothing, horses can not speak.
Do you speak Mandarin
Wanna go ride bikes?
It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
Squintin' Tarantino
Neighbor
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!
God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.
An investigator.
Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.