One. No, two! No, four! No, eight! No, sixteen! No, thirty-two!...
Two Thirty.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.
Two thirty
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.
Because just one more and it would be two-farty
Two thirty.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
Squintin' Tarantino
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
Rama llama ding dongs
Because there is no work out there.
I got a filling, woo-hoo!
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
Neighbor
Ebay.
Because Chernobyl fallout.