Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.