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Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!