Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.