Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.