How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."