How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.