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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."