How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bean. Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.