How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None, that is a hardware problem.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.