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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?