How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

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How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19