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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.