Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!