Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!