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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

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What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.