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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger