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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.