A confashion.
Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.
An eggsy-stench-alist.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
It would only admit one.
They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
