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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.