What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!