What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

What do you call a psychic who simply doesn't care?

Telapathy

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!