What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

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What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.