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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

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What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building?

So far, so good.

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Jacuzzi Jokes More Jacuzzi Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.