What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

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Throw in your laundry!

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Throw in your laundry!

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A recycling TIN!

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Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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All of them a crossbar can't jump!

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Soup

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Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Stew.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.