What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

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Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

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Because the farmer had cold hands

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Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Stew.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.