I let women know that i have a jacuzzi
One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
It's how I let off a little steam.
When your nose touches the ceiling!
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Herpes.
She couldn't raise enough dough.
Women working at 900 numbers.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
