I let women know that i have a jacuzzi
The spelling.
The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's
A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli
Herpes last forever.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
Between 18 and 24 yrs
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Stew
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.