I let women know that i have a jacuzzi
Around 3000 people
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
They both let me stick it in only one place.
Elsa let it go!
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
I don't have any friends.
A stillborn.
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Stew
