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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Jacuzzi Jokes More Jacuzzi Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew