What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Jacuzzi Jokes More Jacuzzi Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.