What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

A STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go.

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

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What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

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What is that white thing in my pork&ampbeans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren &amp Stimpy

What is the difference man &amp?

Woman? Pupil:Sir, in overtime,overdose & overhead,man shouts and woman sobs