What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

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A large pizza can feed a family.

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Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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She swallowed

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Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar