What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

Where does a Martian go for a drink?

A Mars Bar