How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

Either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

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What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

What do cancer cells do when they get bored?

They get jobs

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Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because