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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error