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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

500 Jokes More 500 Jokes

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.