How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor.".

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Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because