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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because