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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why is it hard for Arab men to have a guy's night out?

They have to find babysitters for their wives.

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What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed