How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

Babysitter Jokes More Babysitter Jokes

How much for that babysitter?

Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!

Who's yours?

Me: The babysitter

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error