How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What do bears take at raves?

Maully.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.