How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

What do geological plates and dinner plates have in common?

They're both pieces of China.