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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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What do you call 69-ing in China?

Tu Can Chu

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.