How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

What's a bear without an ear?

A b

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.