How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

China Jokes More China Jokes

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China