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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

China Jokes More China Jokes

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

What country is the most fragile?

China!