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When its spray pump is out of order!
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.