What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby?

Because "There is no Try."

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What do birds order when they go to Starbucks?

Flappaccinos.

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.