What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

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What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*