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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)

How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What is a World Series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks