What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

How does Batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!