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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

A conundrum

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

Spanish Inquisition Jokes More Spanish Inquisition Jokes

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.