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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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Courtney.

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What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.