Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
Ell if I know
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.
Battleshvitz
Because they got no organs.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
An animal that grows down as it grows up!
And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
A start.
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
