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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What's the definition of "de javu"?

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.