Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!
Who knows? Who cares?
Toucan
Because he's an Xboxer.
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Jogging home from your vasectomy.
Please! I in cyst!
A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
