Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
It had run out of lettuce
Diving
Jokes on
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
A start.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
