Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.
Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!
Lots.
He didn't play well with udders.
One's a tragic Mick...
A man outstanding in his field.
And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.
