What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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Two flutists playing in unison.

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Please! I in cyst!

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.