Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!

What did the O say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.