What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

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By the ears

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If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

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Have a good one, son.

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16