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What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.