Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.