Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.