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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.