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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

Opossum Jokes More Opossum Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.