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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?

The Easter Blarney!

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

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Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.