Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.