What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.