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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.