What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

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What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

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How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It depends on the definition of lightbulb.

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What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.