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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

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What is a Jamaicans favorite country to visit?

Yeahman

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

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What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

How do you get a philosopher off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.

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What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.