Because they philos all the time!
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.
