Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?

Ten-ish.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.