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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned?

A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker.

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.