Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

Cleanup on the detergent aisle