Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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What symbol dispels a hex?

A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.