What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin?

I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

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What is the biggest plot twist in Spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.

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When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.