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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "