Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Who's there! Ali! Ali who?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door!

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

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Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!