Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!