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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens?

Because they are a-door-able.

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.