Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.