Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

How did the sun die?

It went to Detroit.

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.