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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

When did this start?

And the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.