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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.