What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.