What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial