Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

With an en croissant

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!