Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
Stop going in circles and get to the point.
My newt.
Because they can only count to 3.
The umpire called it: nine won one.
Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."
De fishes
Because he had Bach problems
He wrote sheet music.
With an en croissant
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
