Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."

Debate Jokes More Debate Jokes

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Opponent Jokes More Opponent Jokes

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.