Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
There's no point to it
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
Walking.
They keep drawing!
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
De fishes
All he had was a straw-man argument.
Because he had Bach problems
Sorry mate.
You're about to meet da-feet!