Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.