Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

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What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.