Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)