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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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How do you count a herd of cattle?

Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.