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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

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Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

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What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.