Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
With a culator
Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.
Because her boyfriend was going in.
Permutations.
They start with Juan
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
A Khalculator
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
Because it's the little things that count.
Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.
Berni Sanders seems to have been like a bad gift: it's the thought that counts. 80% voted against him in SC, he will be destroyed tomorrow, and estimates show he won't even get half of the delegates Hillary will. Furthermore, even if he were to magically win, the House, Senate and Supreme Court would block his most drastic ideas, making it them simply "food for thought" but not actual thoughts for implementation. Thank you very much.
They count sheeple.
A toddler can count past two...
Two counts of possession
Because they can only count to 3.
19 Kids and Counting
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
Because they can't count to
They literally can't even.
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
They both go down for the count!!
One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a...
It's the bot that counts.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Because he likes to Count.
Math teachers, because every student counts.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
By counting Kylereese.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.
What base you're counting in.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
With a cowculator.
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
He started counting then fell asleep.
Your fingers.
When the chips are down!
Count the stripes on his track pants.
He could not get past the tree!
About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Dis counts!!
Counting Crows
Down for the count!
An account*ant*.
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
He was caught counting carbs.
Let me count the ways... Five.
You gotta Mufasa
The attorney charges more.
Hop in
They're both leg ends.
They both shake it off.
I've never had a Lentil on my chest.
A woman's car breaks down on a busy highway. She manages to ease it over to the shoulder and gets out and opens the trunk. Immediately two men clothed only in trench coats leap out and begin to open and close their coats, exposing themselves to the oncoming traffic. Pretty soon a police officer stops. "What's going on here?" the cop asks. "My car just broke down," the woman responds. "NO, I mean those two guys," the cop continues. "Oh," the woman replies, "they're just my emergency flashers."
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Cry me a peninsula.
Because his mother was in a jam.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
