Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
With a culator
Because her boyfriend was going in.
They start with Juan
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
A Khalculator
14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'
Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.
Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.
Berni Sanders seems to have been like a bad gift: it's the thought that counts. 80% voted against him in SC, he will be destroyed tomorrow, and estimates show he won't even get half of the delegates Hillary will. Furthermore, even if he were to magically win, the House, Senate and Supreme Court would block his most drastic ideas, making it them simply "food for thought" but not actual thoughts for implementation. Thank you very much.
They count sheeple.
A toddler can count past two...
Because they can only count to 3.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
Because they can't count to
They literally can't even.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
They both go down for the count!!
One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a...
It's the bot that counts.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he likes to Count.
Math teachers, because every student counts.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
By counting Kylereese.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
What base you're counting in.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
With a cowculator.
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
Your fingers.
When the chips are down!
Count the stripes on his track pants.
He could not get past the tree!
About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Dis counts!!
Counting Crows
Down for the count!
An account*ant*.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
He was caught counting carbs.
Let me count the ways... Five.
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
They both shake it off.
They're starting to get quite dark
A coconut
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Http://cms.bsu.edu/
They both have problems finding x.
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
A metro-gnome
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
Because they're stuck between a 69.
A whale with a table taped to it.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
