Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
A Khalculator
Q: How do you count a herd of cattle? A: With a cowculator.
Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.
They count sheeple.
A toddler can count past two...
Because they can only count to 3.
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
They literally can't even.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
It's the bot that counts.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he likes to Count.
Math teachers, because every student counts.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
By counting Kylereese.
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
What base you're counting in.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
With a cowculator.
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
Your fingers.
When the chips are down!
Count the stripes on his track pants.
About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!
Dis counts!!
Counting Crows
An account*ant*.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
He was caught counting carbs.
Let me count the ways... Five.
Ahola.
Jose and Hose B
Farfrompoopen.
Nein
STARbucks.
Duck tapes
About 568 horses.
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
Odair he is!
They will tell you.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
The blond woman will have a higher sperm count.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
