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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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You have to drop the bomb twice.

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You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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It was a Free Radical.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Make me one with everything.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.