Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.