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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

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Why is the time in the USA behind that of England?

Because England was discovered before the USA!

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

Harbor Jokes More Harbor Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Free Radical Jokes More Free Radical Jokes

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Kebab Shop Jokes More Kebab Shop Jokes

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Rumor Jokes More Rumor Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.