What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan