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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

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Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B