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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

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What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift