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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

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Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

What are you doing?

Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift