What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

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Curt 'n Rod

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!