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What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why dad?

He asks. Because my arm is getting tired

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!