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What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.