What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.