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What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.