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What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.