What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.