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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?

Not everyone's been in a 747.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the definition of a quarter tone?

A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.