Afghan Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What do Afghan stoners smoke?

Hindu Kush

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

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What would Bill Cosby's name be if he was Russian?

Vladimir Puddin'

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

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Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull