Afghan Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What do Afghan stoners smoke?

Hindu Kush

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

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He got shot down.

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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They sue Kabul Yacht.

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.