Afghan Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What do Afghan stoners smoke?

Hindu Kush

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Estonians you need to build a house in Finland?

Who knows, there is no tax record of it.

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

Why is Putin Always early?

Because hes Russian (rush-en)

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.