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Afghan Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

Love

Love

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What do Afghan stoners smoke?

Hindu Kush

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

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Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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You.

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What happened to the loser of the Frisbee Championship Finals?

He threw it.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

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One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull