Afghan Jokes

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Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.