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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the USAS with frag rounds fall over?

Because it was... imbalanced.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Afghan Jokes More Afghan Jokes

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.