What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

What do you call a Russian barber?

A Brussian.

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Afghan Jokes More Afghan Jokes

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!