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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Afghan Jokes More Afghan Jokes

Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?

Everywhere.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull