Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

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Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What do you call the armed group in Oregon?

Vanilla Isis.

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.