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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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What is a rift valley?

Valleys that have fallen out after an argument.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What do you call the armed group in Oregon?

Vanilla Isis.

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What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.