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Permit Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Smirnoff Isis Jokes More Smirnoff Isis Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Oregon Jokes More Oregon Jokes

What do you call the armed group in Oregon?

Vanilla Isis.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

1 10 Jokes More 1 10 Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Oregon Trail Jokes More Oregon Trail Jokes

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.