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Permit Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

Oregon Trail Jokes More Oregon Trail Jokes

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Smirnoff Isis Jokes More Smirnoff Isis Jokes

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Oregon Jokes More Oregon Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What do you call the armed group in Oregon?

Vanilla Isis.

Survey Jokes More Survey Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!