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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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