Permit Jokes

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

German Jokes More German Jokes

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

Smirnoff Jokes More Smirnoff Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS