Permit Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Oregon Trail Jokes More Oregon Trail Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

1 10 Jokes More 1 10 Jokes

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Survey Jokes More Survey Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say car troubles in German?

Mein Karmph

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

Smirnoff Isis Jokes More Smirnoff Isis Jokes

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS