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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS