Smirnoff Isis Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

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Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The New York Jets

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.