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Smirnoff Isis Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

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Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.