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What do teenage terrorists drink?

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

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How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.