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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

They're both Paris shooters

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes