April Sale - 20% Off

Smirnoff Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Love Card

Love Card

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

You might also enjoy:

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

Permit Jokes More Permit Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Smirnoff Isis Jokes More Smirnoff Isis Jokes

What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS