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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

Permit Jokes More Permit Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!