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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

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What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

Before 15:30...

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

What are Islamic extremists favourite drink?

Smirnoff Isis